Ahoy me mateys!
This be yer cap'n speakin'. I wanted ter let ye know what be happening upon mah starboard bow lately. And it be deeeez. I've been fightin' a bit 'o' homesickness lately and these be helpin' me fight that scurvy foe. I commandeered these with me Diana Mini. I hope they be pleasin' to yer eyes, matey!
Cap'n Amanda "Patches" Martinez